things i thought were funny

things i have either overheard or said in the past few days that i found funny

Uh oh- Peter Greenberg’s on the tv. - girl from work

It's on the list with someday I will take a city bus, learn to swim and eat at Taco Bell.-me

Please find me a deliverable container of meat. - me

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